What?
A symbol used to represent the sea state on the weather forecasts of parochial
northern news programme Look North.
When?
1987 - 1988
Why?
That simple little symbol just appealed to me. The word "slight" definitely had
something to do with it too, adding something intangible to the whole effect.
What happened?
I don't remember exactly how Slight became an obsession, although I do recall
that it was sometime during the summer of 1987. The symbol began to appear on
our local news programme, Look North, during the weather forecast. There were
three members of the Slight family, and, I have to say, the others - Medium and
Rough - meant nothing to me at all. All through that time, I only had eyes
for Slight. As you can see from the picture on the left, the symbol comprised a
cheery little boat bobbing around on an appropriately slightly rough sea. For
the terminally hard-of-thinking,
the word "Slight" was added to the pictogram.
I took to drawing the little boat on any available surface, and things began to
get a little out of hand. The zenith (or nadir, depending on your point of
view), of the obsession with Slight came during Christmas, 1987. At the time I
was living with my parents, and, in common with many children, was railed into
helping out with the perennially tedious task of writing out Christmas cards. To
this day, doing this still does my head in, and at the time I'd take any
opportunity to hijack the cards for my own amusement. So, when I got to write
out one particular card, for our strait-laced middle class next door neighbours,
I didn't sign it. Instead, under the little "Happy Christmas" message, I just
scribbled in the Slight weather boat. Just to make sure they didn't miss the
point, I wrote "Slight" in big letters underneath. Oh yeah, and on the envelope.
About three days after I popped it through their letterbox, the now slightly
confused neighbours visited my parents, just to check I hadn't gone insane or
something. As if. I wasn't privy to the meeting, but my sister Cassandra was.
"What does it mean?" they apparently said, in hushed tones - "As if they feared
but also desired the answer", in the words of Cass. Naturally, my parents were
totally unable to explain anything, and so the whole affair was smoothed over.
Not long after that (presumably coincidentally), Slight the weather boat
vanished from our screens, to be replaced with the current "Slight", comprising
a couple of frankly rather rubbish wavy lines.
When Will it End?
Slight burned out in a blaze of glory that
Christmas. Following its disappearance from Yorkshire's television screens, it
more or less faded away, although I still look back fondly on the memories. As a
sort of tribute to Slight, Spanner very kindly made me a brilliant teeshirt with
the eponymous symbol printed onto it. I now wear it to confuse people.
Loose Ends
The following loose ends still remain.
If you can answer them, please
contact me.
- The picture above is a reproduction of the original symbol, as I can't
find a record of it anywhere - and believe me, I've really tried. If you have
a copy of the original Slight, please get in touch.
- Why is the current Slight so lame?
Play Along at Home
Slight's gone now, but why not try adding random weather symbols to your
Christmas cards this year, just to see how people react?

