Welcome to helpmeimmad.com's guest book.
Please feel free to use this area to
add your own thoughts and obsessions to the
ever growing list. Because I can't be arsed to wade through reams of geeky
programming gobbledygook on how to make one that puts what you write up
automatically, it may be a day or so before your comments appear.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 11:25:09
Jenny from Bristol, wrote
Hello Ian, I'm still awaiting the long-awaited updates. How much longer are we
expected to go without your particular brand of safe-for-society madness?
(Ian: They're up, they're up!)
Thursday, April 5, 2007 at 10:33:10
Gary H from east of Hull somewhere, Ingerland wrote
Hello Ian. you really are strange, in a complimentary way that is. did i ever
tell you how many sections of window there are in the training room room at
Esholt Hall? or how many lights there are? I like counting and wearing slippers,
fruit based drinks and quorn.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 23:27:59
Martin Scott wrote
Why am i not on ur website - I pay the monthly subscription? Money takers
Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 16:45:57
Nestor T Nestleman from coming to a town near
you....wrote
I AM HOME!!!!
August 17, 2006 at 14:04:02
Span Spandamonium from Hull, Ermmm, wrote
Automated bottom cleaners..Now theres a thought
March 6, 2006 at 21:22:11
Steve Jones from Crossyceiliwolliog, Cwmbran, wrote
I love gold i even had a golden car once!!!!
March 6, 2006 at 21:21:28
Martin Scott from Hollywood, Alabama, wrote
I've become obsessed with Seinfeld, i watch it everyday - i dont want help tho!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 11, 2006 at 23:13:37
Jason Waltham from hull (formerly Hull), Pluto, wrote
Yes please, id love a massage if you could
start at my feet, make sure
you give my toes a good going over. a good thrashing of my aching legs and then on to my tender aching back and shoulders.
thanks very much
jason
p.s. a good obsession (for men) would be to find out all the hullisms (or words
only used in hull) and put them on a web page (i know its been done before in
mags or local papers but its never at your finger tips is it oh the magic web).
ten foot (back alley) is a good one or bool (bool that ball to me please)
p.p.s. did i mention i work with big jon, he is big and i think hes called jon
but im not putting money on it.
October 10, 2005 at 13:56:00
Jim Parker from Brierley Hill, wrote
Hey Ian, great job on the cover up. I went back over there at the end of august
and plans then attacked my fragile mind once more. I am still being chased my
the French and am doing my best to avoid them but I am now getting demanding
letters. Hope all is well and I love the site.
(Ian: Those wishing to know slightly more
about Jim can check out the Meet the Team page)
15/09/05 at 23:93
Karl Carnall from Hull, wrote:
Hi there Ian,
After the evening at Hitchcock's, I thought adding overly waxed bottles could be
added to your list of obsessions. Particularly as we spent some time looking at
that bottle on the table. I thought the way that the waxed had melted looked a
bit like how the sea erodes away cliffs. Or was that just ME????
See you later
Karl
(Ian: You've got a point there - another one
for the 'to do' list)
12/09/05 at 13:39
Spanner Span-ner from Spanston, Spangland, wrote:
Though they may not have seemed like obsessions at the time, you are forgetting
two of the most enjoyable parts of our holiday:
The amazing mechanical orange flag
The 'roundabout of death'
I must say that with the amount of times we passed and endured such fascinating
things, they are not on your site...Will it be shown upon this heavenly world?
Or shall it remain locked in the depths of your warped mind forever?
(Ian: Thanks vinegar sis, you're absolutely right
that the amazing mechanical flag and the roundabout of death were pretty damn
important at the time. The amazing mechanical flag will be coming soon. The
roundabout of death could be more challenging, but I'll have a go.)
07/09/05 at 13:04
Anna Banana from Cocktails, Holderness Road, wrote:
Ian has forgotten to mention one of his best ever obsessions, which was the
"slight" boat symbol off the weather that shows what the sea would be doing. Not
the "moderate" or the "severe" ones, mind you, just the "slight".
This reached its zenith when he was forced by the full weight of parental
insistence to send a birthday card to a not-very-interesting neighbour, and took
his revenge by drawing the boat and writing "slight" underneath it, right next
to the words "Happy Birthday". They actually came round later that afternoon to
ask what it was all about. "What is it?" they asked. "It's that boat off the
weather," we answered. "But - what does it mean?" they asked, in hushed tones,
as if they both feared and yet also desired the explanation.
Did they get an explanation?
Does the Pope shit in the woods? What do you think?
By the way, I am claiming to live in Cocktails because this is what I can see
from my office window. Cocktails is apparently "Europe's biggest Adult
Superstore". It is large, yellow and somewhat like a cathedral, although
admittedly a rather rude and profane one. Maybe I have discovered the place Ian
is really dreaming off when he pictures himself inside the bollard.
(Ian: Totally forgot that one, but I will be adding a page dedicated to the joys of 'slight' soon - thanks for the reminder Anna. I have also been in Cocktails, and can confirm that it's scary.)
02/09/05 at 10:24
Matt Soare from Umbongo, Oompa-Loompa Land, wrote:
Beanz meanz Honz
Like Heinz only not quite... a new page shall be born soon....
Hope everything going well, and sorry to hear about The Colonel, it is a sad day
for all concerned. Website is legendary, already it has surpassed the 6 million
mark!
LIVE THE DREAM!
31/08/05 at 19:18
Katy Taylor from Hull, Khazakstan, wrote:
Dearest vinegar brother, through serious thought and a lot of notes and
doodles I still haven't come up with a useless obsession for you but in time I
will definitely get one. In the mean time I'll leave you with a little
compliment
'Your site is looking excellent, first the site then the obsession room in
your loft'
You're a good man.
30/08/05 at 17:46
Luke Duke from Hazzard, Georgia, U.S.A, wrote:
Yee Haaaw!!
27/08/05 at 20:44
John Taylor from Timbucktoo, Africa wrote:
I do have an obsession, but to discuss it over the airways would probably leave
your readers feeling rather queasy therefore I will not discuss it. Oh what the
hell, you know those black bits one gets between the toes, well it's nothing to
do with that, nor is it to do with sweaty trainers, or girl's bicycle seats,
it's musical toilet roll holders there I've said it.
26/08/05 at 11:37
Tessa Taylor from Hull, Venezuela wrote:
Please please please don't mellify John - he'd be sticky all over the house!
