"I
think life's an irrational obsession” -Sean
Penn
Greetings, and welcome to Helpmeimmad.com. The site is a record of some of the main obsessions which are occupying my mind
right now, and those which have, thankfully, passed on, perhaps never to return.
If you have a pointless obsession of your very own, we
want to hear from you. Please contact any member of the HMIM
team to let us
know.
Or, if you fancy really joining in*, please check out the HMIM mellification page.
Alternatively, choose an obsession from the
list below to learn more, or use the obsession randomiser to take a spin into
the nether reaches of my mind.
This website is dedicated to my seemingly limitless capacity to become obsessed by
the most pointless things possible. Street furniture, soft furnishing shops, tyre company
mascots and fruit warehouses have all, at one time or another, ended up occupying my thoughts for unhealthy periods
of time.
Remember, if you want to return to the front page at any point, just click the brain at the bottom of each page.
Please click the randomiser for a random obsession.
If you prefer, choose an obsession from the selection below
For news on the site, questions, contact
details, or to sign the guest book, click on your choice below. You can now also
enjoy
"The World According to Teleman" and "The Mighty Span", for two insider's views
on my slow mental disintegration... Fans of The Mighty Span will be delighted to
hear that, despite the best efforts of Piczo, she's back in the saddle. Hoorah!
